Over de woonruimte

Dear applicant, 

Begin your first line with telling me something that is unique about yourself. And your second line has to be something that is not perfect about yourself.
On those two sentences I will or won't read the rest of your tekst. 
Reason: all the hundreds of responses look like they came from the same person. Do also mention your preferred period of rental.
I have a temporary room for rent for Ja/Fe/Mar/Ap/Ma/Ju/July

Only if you are in Enschede, for personal meetup, reply. 
As I live here myself, it is only for a really 
- Clean, 
- Accurate, 
- 100% Non-alcohol drinking, 
- 100% Non-smoking,
- Quiet, 
- Reliable (do what you say) person. 
Only if you are this kind of person that answers to all my requirements in the add, reply. By bike or direct bus it's 12 minutes to Artez and Saxion, or 21 to UT.
It is furnised and at 490 incl., 23 m2 with extra free wifi and a garden.

IMPORTANT:    NOTE: 

Do's: creative; strong; independent; inititive taking;  happy people.
Don'ts: 
- Wallflowers; 
- Mommy's boys; 
- Chauvenistics;
- Phonecalls are too invasive because 
  of the thin walls.

Angèle